DIDN'T MEAN A THING TO YOU.

After my sister finishes reading City of Bones

• My sister: Jace and Clary are brother and sister?!?
• Me: *snickers* ... Yeah.
• My sister: Are they really brother and sister?
• Me: ....
• My sister: Is Jocelyn ever going to wake up?
• Me: .... I can't tell you.
• My sister: Is Simon going to turn into a vampire or something?
• Me: I can't tell you.
• My sister: Is Hodge really working for Valentine?
• Me: I'll ruin the whole thing if I tell you anything.
• My sister: Tell me something!
• Me: ... It hurts, doesn't it? You want nothing more than to find out what happens next, right? That pain and longing. THAT'S NOTHING TO WHAT I FEEL RIGHT NOW. READ THE NEXT THREE BOOKS AND WAIT SIX MONTHS FOR ANOTHER ONE. THEN THE REAL PAIN BEGINS.